11 Reasons Blair Waldorf Is The Baddest Bitch In NYC
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Manhattan is filled with tourists, irrelevant nobodies, and a small but important contingent of opulent individuals.
But only one bitch reigns supreme in the Big Apple.
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Cue Blair Waldorf.
1. Her sass game is on point.
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She is so cold that being in her general presence most likely feels like the centre of the polar vortex.
2. She’s a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
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Get it girl.
3. Her planning and organizational skills rival those of Martha Stewart.
If only we had a Blair Waldorf Living stationary line to look forward to.
4. She is wise beyond her years.
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Seriously, this gal is like a glistening oyster filled with endless pearls of wisdom.
5. She knows how to party.
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Ain’t no party like a Waldorf party cause a Waldorf party don’t stop.
6. She does preppy better than a Ralph Lauren catalogue.
Headbands on headbands on headbands.
7. And classy better than Coco Chanel.
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Waldorf Mademoiselle
8. She’s bilingual.
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Voulez vous coucher avec Chuck, ce soir.
9. She has minions.
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Unfortunately, they are not animated or yellow. But they are equally as dim witted and adorable.
10. Her résumé is stupid good.
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Supervisor at W Magazine, Princess of Monaco, Owner of Waldorf Designs…would it kill her to have ‘Burger King Cashier’ or something on that list.
11. She’s an independent woman.
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And, as we know from the lyrics of the original Queen B (Beyoncé, obviously): “Ladies, it ain’t easy bein’ independent.”
Poor Serena Van Der Woodsen,
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She never stood a chance.
You know you love me, xoxo
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