Driving the Dog
The Security Guard of Oz
Best Brown Things You Could Find on the Bathroom Floor
One Way to Have it Your Way
Lazy or Ingenious, You be the Judge
Screw Weight Limits
One Way to Flash Your Lights
At Least They Wrapped the Presents
Car Inside a (Subway) Car. Carception.
The Boy With the Boomerang Wang
Coffee through a straw? Hangover sufferers proclaim a new Isaac Newton.
Seg-Way to Go, Mom!
You’re welcome for that blow to your faith in humanity. The bright side is, you’re totally justified in whatever laziness you’ve been up to today– things like “standing up to pee” are now considered accomplishments. Congratulations. We think.