24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You. #15 Is SO True Haha.

1. Your BFFs know your guilty-pleasure TV shows because they watch them with you.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

2. They know that you force them to like your Facebook/Instagram updates as soon as they’re posted.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

3. They’re the only people who know exactly when you’re pooping.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

4. And precisely how good, bad, or average it was.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

5. They’re the only people who know how much time you spend composing every text you send your crush.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

6. They know your secret racial/ethnic/religious prejudices.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

7. And all the really, really stupid questions and opinions you have on worldly affairs.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

8. They know your favorite flavor of every single junk food and candy.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

9. They know how abysmal you are at budgeting and that you spend a week every month broke.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

10. And they know that (at least) 50% of your money is spent on alcohol.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

11. They know that you have dinner twice every night, once at 7 p.m. and then again at 2 a.m.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

12. They know that when you attempt to cook, it’s almost always a disaster and a half…

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

13. And so they have your Seamless order memorized.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

14. They know that you drink alone more than you would admit to anyone else.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

15. They know every regrettable detail of every regrettable hookup, even the ones you yourself have tried to forget.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

16. They know your Facebook search history better than Facebook even does.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

17. They know how you actually feel about all of your family members.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

18. And they know every stupid question you’ve ever had about sex.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

19. They know all the people you secretly hate but are nice to anyway.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

20. They know every graphic, gut-wrenching detail of your romantic history, from your first crush onward.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

21. They 100% know what you look like without pants on…

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

22. And, if you’re a girl, they know how your legs look in all their unshaven glory.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

23. They know how you look first thing in the morning, crazy hair and everything.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You

24. And, above all else, they know that despite all of their flaws, quirks, and secrets, you love them unconditionally and always.

24 Things Only Your Best Friend Knows About You
LIKE US ON FB 🙂