The 18 Creepiest Pickup Lines That Will Definitely NOT Get You Laid

I can’t imagine any circumstance where a pickup line would actually work, but apparently it happens. I don’t know what sort of slums you’re delving into to find guys dropping corny pickup lines, but do yourself a favor and get out of there as soon as possible. As bad as the classics are, there’s a way to make them much creepier. Here are 18 creepy pickup lines you should never use under any circumstance.