1. They are Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2. They can barely be contained.
3. They are works of sculptural art.
4. They bounce.
5. Like, a lot.
6. They can decorate a cake.
7. They look good in black.
8. They prove humans really did evolve from primates.
9. They require physical strength on the regular to maintain.
10. They can even warm the heart of an evil genius.
11. They can hit all kinds of notes.
12. They defy gravity.
13. They complement every dress.
14. They’re frosty, frosty.
15. They can be embarrassingly funny.
16. And most importantly, they have us all WHIPPED.