The Ocean Is The MOST Terrifying Place In The World. I Have Proof.
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First of all, the ocean is deep as fuck.
![](http://i.imgur.com/anBN02q.jpg)
So deep, we’re actually not sure how deep it is, which is terrifying to think about.
What we do know is that the pressure is so intense, no human* could make it even a quarter of the way down without THIS happening.
![](http://i.imgur.com/hPC00TK.gif)
*Unless you’re James Cameron and you can afford to build a pressure-resistant robot to take you to the bottom of the ocean.
This is what most of the ocean looks like:
![](http://i.imgur.com/3NqaFNS.jpg)
Pitch-freakin’-black. If you’re afraid of the dark, I don’t recommend going to the bottom of the ocean.
It’s probably better that it’s dark down there because THIS is the kind of shit you’d see:
![](http://i.imgur.com/0TnChwy.jpg)
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
I mean, there are ROLY-POLIES the size of your HEAD.
![](http://i.imgur.com/XaiMtBZ.jpg)
I heard they eat souls.
And SEA SPIDERS you’d need a bed sheet to squish!
![](http://i.imgur.com/FJEty2X.jpg)
Which proves there’s nowhere to hide from spiders.
And SEA WORMS big enough to use as jump ropes!
![](http://i.imgur.com/xHDNVOm.jpg)
And whatever the hell THIS is:
![](http://i.imgur.com/8K22jy7.jpg)
It’s called a frill shark. They should have called it Satan.
Scientists estimate that up to 80% of ALL living things live in the ocean.
![](http://i.imgur.com/vnkh1SR.gif)
So think of every animal you’ve ever seen on land and multiply that by, like, a billion.*
What I’m getting at is this: Nearly everything has teeth.
![](http://i.imgur.com/kbWmS4P.jpg)
AGJDSKLGJLSKDGJASGLKJ!
Since there is no sunlight, there are no plants. So nearly everything down there preys on FLESH.
![](http://i.imgur.com/bCGGd1V.gif)
Here are starfish ravaging a whale carcass. Remember when starfish were cute? Me neither.
Every freakfish in the deep sea is just swimming around, chomping on anything it can find.
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ah3hB48.jpg)
Omm-nom-nom
![](http://i.imgur.com/laoslWf.gif)
Oh, a shar—FUUUCCK!!
It’s a freakin’ hellscape down there. There are vents of boiling-hot sulfuric acid that would take your face clean off your skull.
![](http://i.imgur.com/Gs8eplx.jpg)
And creepy little organisms live in those vents! Because ocean critters don’t give a fuck about anything!
It literally snows shit.
![](http://i.imgur.com/AVshRBI.jpg)
Just a constant steady flurry of fecal matter, organic material, and bacteria.
And there are little to no standards of reality. For example, this is a barreleye:
![](http://i.imgur.com/Z9DbP76.jpg)
And those tennis balls of goop you see through its transparent head are its EYES. (The black dots are nostrils; Lord have mercy).
The worst part is we’ve only explored less than 5% of the ocean.
![](http://i.imgur.com/9pBFtkT.jpg)
We have better maps of Mars than of the ocean floor.
So basically, we don’t even know what the fuck is down there.
![](http://i.imgur.com/95xnkjI.gif)
Which is why NO ONE should fuck with the ocean.
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