What A Seinfeld 2013 Would Have Looked Like

Elaine is late to a movie because her new boyfriend (James Wolk) will only get in hybrid cabs. Jerry's new gf cheats at Words With Friends.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 2, 2013

Newman hoards the last Twinkies in the city. Jerry dumps his stockbroker gf (Lizzy Caplan) because she constantly uses a bluetooth earpiece.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 3, 2013

After he learns it's been canceled, Kramer starts his own version of Cash Cab in his car. People think he's trying to kidnap them.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 4, 2013

Kramer pioneers an all carb diet. A female TSA agent laughs at George's body scan.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 6, 2013

After autocorrect ends a relationship that George couldn't on his own, he embraces it. "I don't know what's best for me, Jerry. It does!"

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 8, 2013

George accidentally texts his mom a nude photo intended for his girlfriend. Elaine dumps her bf because he calls himself a "mixologist."

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 9, 2013

When George's gf refuses to send him a naked photo, George tries to stealthily take one when they're in bed together. The flash goes off.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 22, 2013

Kramer gets lost in the Super Dome on his way to his seats at the Super Bowl. Accidentally knocks out all the lights.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 4, 2013

Elaine participates in her office's Harlem Shake video. The trend ends immediately. George tries to hide that he hates sushi from his gf.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 20, 2013

George dates a Starbucks barista just to use the Wi-Fi and bathroom without paying. Newman hacks Jerry's email, leaks embarrassing photos.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 1, 2013

Jerry makes a joke about Taylor Swift on the tonight show. Swift writes a song about him. Elaine becomes overly invested in The Bachelor.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 17, 2013

Kramer discovers people in Brooklyn are dressing like him. George learns when you search his name, Google suggests "George Costanza Gay."

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 16, 2013

Elaine's bf is a "downgrader." "I call, he texts me back. I text, he emails. I'm scared if I email, I'll have to look for smoke signals."

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 29, 2013

Jerry swears off texting women. "I'm back to the phone! With the phone, you worry once a day and you're done. With texting, it never ends."

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 2, 2013

Elaine's bf reminds her of Don Draper. Turns out he's just an alcoholic who didn't tell her he was married. Kramer discovers twerking.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 6, 2013

George uses "accidental" typos to bring up sex with a woman. "'Hoe are you' instead of how. 'Bang out' instead of hang. That type of thing."

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 31, 2013

Jerry discovers his gf still uses her JDate profile. Kramer leaves messages for the NSA in his emails. Newman reluctantly tries SoulCycle.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 11, 2013

Elaine suspects her bf is gay when he's mysteriously busy during pride weekend. Kramer helps her investigate, ends up leading the parade.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 30, 2013

George is briefly implicated in the latest Anthony Weiner scandal because his OKCupid handle is Carlos Danger.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 24, 2013

Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush, but suspects one of the levels is impossible to beat. "They're modern day carnies, Jerry! It's a con!"

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 28, 2013

Jerry's vacation's ruined by the stress of avoiding Breaking Bad spoilers. Elaine's never seen the show, ruins a viewing party w/ questions.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 11, 2013

Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend when she loves the new Superman movie. George discovers he unknowingly helped A-Rod get his steroids.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 23, 2013

Elaine is uncomfortable about how excited her adult co-workers are for NSync at the VMAs. George's gf dumps him for liking Miley's twerking.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 26, 2013

George takes a date to see Gravity, but sits on his 3D glasses. The theater refuses to give him another pair and his date refuses to leave.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) October 19, 2013

Elaine's bf constantly starts texts but never sends them. E:"If I get the bubble w/ three dots I want a text!" J:"The bubble's not binding!"

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) October 25, 2013

Elaine Instagrams other people's photos to seem cool. A cute guy falls for Instagram Elaine but real Elaine can’t live up to her fake life.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) November 26, 2013

Jerry’s Twitter's hacked. People like "Hacked Jerry” better. George tries to get trampled on Black Friday so he can sue. Everyone is polite.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) November 30, 2013

George gets an OkCupid message from an ex who dumped & doesn't remember him. George goes on the date so HE can dump HER. She dumps him again

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2013

George swipes right for every woman on Tinder. E:"What if you're not attracted to her?" G:"If she's attracted to me, I might be!"

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 21, 2013

When the Festivus feats of strength get out of hand, an injured Kramer sues George's dad. Jerry is creeped out by his gf's Elf on the Shelf.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 23, 2013

George accidentally reveals to his GF’s son that Santa’s not real. Kramer pretends to be homeless because one shelter has a good Xmas feast.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 25, 2013